姑娘,你心可真大啊,竟然敢在斑马线上玩劈叉,安全第一哦,长点心 
姑娘,裙子卡购物车轱辘里了?不能愉快地逛超市了吧,太尴尬 
妹子,在宿舍随意的无语,要点形象好吗?有点尴尬 
妹子你这牙也太厉害了吧,这样很伤牙齿啊,以后最好别这样了 
刚开始我还觉得你没脾气,结果.....这结果也算是超出我的意料之外了 
姑娘,第一次开枪吧,你这也太小瞧后坐力了 
7、没把你裁掉就够给你面子了 
8、遇到一只小猫咪非要跟我回家 
9、昨晚帮认识的隔壁阿姨收摊,阿姨让我抓紧摊车,结果她开的有点快了,我裤子都被拽掉了,我在后面大喊,她也没有听到,我就这样跟她回了家 
10、好像……还真是,哈哈哈哈 
11、这冰淇凌吃着吃着就变味了,哈哈哈 
12、困了可以睡觉吗?看看网友们千奇百怪的问题,真是笑死我了哈哈哈 
13、一朵杏鲍菇狗狗 


14、没有特长的人终于有救了 


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