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2024-11-11 13:38 |
艺术源于生活一点也没错 
VIP的待遇 要看你自己看吧 
自从安了它,倒车再也没撞过墙 
洗完的羽绒服,猛一看还以为是养蚕呢 
这个按摩器不错,就是味道不好闻。 
台上一分钟,台下十年功。 
风筝界的天花板。 
没条件,自己创造也要健身 
智能开瓶器 
狗上狗 
猫:别动,!我就想跳段钢管舞 
最好的毕业礼物 
每个女人都想要的男朋友 
这醉拳打的绝对真实 
跳高运动员退役以后 
:不是我懒啊!真是地滑 
放心,我这修牙是祖传的手艺 
求房主心中的阴影面积 
难怪人家能打那么高分 
是广告牌出卖了你 
狗:主人你走吧,我看着你有点想吐 
计程马走吧,草原11号 
这家还过的去 
你老婆来了 
姑娘,你这么猛,估计只有下面的大哥敢娶你。 
来瓶88年的可乐压压惊 
这机器当年害了多少人啊,今天教大家还回来。 
老师罚我一道题写六遍 
好可爱,都啥不得吃了。 
熊孩子干的事 
大爷,只要你不上道中间,我会注意的 
苹果的空调也该不便宜吧 
保洁阿姨还挺前卫的 
要不是你来照顾我,我早出院了 
大家都用一个牌子的化肥,为什么你那么优秀 
开始以为二哈的泳技不错呢 
看在你这么真诚的份上,我就接受你的爱了。 
什么东西“嗖”的就过去了? 
在外面赚了点钱,给村里安个红绿灯。 
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