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2024-05-09 21:34 |
1、服不服?不服接着咬!服不服?
 2、这样开车难道是凉快?
 3、这一脚下去,估计就脑震荡了!这哪是踢球,这是玩命啊!
 4、1这些哥们真有口福,我好羡慕
 5、这公交车都成这样了,你俩还是不肯下车
 6、你是玉兔还是嫦娥?
 7、给我家狗子洗澡
 8、谁说我们女司机都是杀手,看看我们的小女司机!
 9、妹子,看来你成功挑起了这颗气球的怒气啊
 10、屎壳郎:现在世界太干净了,想要弄这样一个球太难了
 11、玩过的举手。
 12、这是什么情况啊?你们想干嘛哈哈哈哈哈!
 13、首先,祝大家都能找到这样的女朋友!
 14、老奶奶,玩得这么开心,您俩婆媳真会玩
 15、我的小心肝儿啊....人生难免尴尬!
 16、啊,救命啊,救命啊
 17、我看他想鼓掌
 18、这个学我是一分钟也不想上了!
 19、真人版暴力摩托,你踢一下,我也蹬你,一起上路
 20、赶紧去修理一下吧,赶紧这车要废了
 21、可爱的小萝莉小萝莉:妈妈说下扶梯得提前抬脚,不然容易绊倒了……
 22、亲爱的这个骨头给你吃,不嘛,咱们一起来
 23、马步要稳!来预备!
 24、你以为我是长这样的?其实我只长这样的
 25、不好意思,太激动拍错人了
 26、什么情况?你这东西怎么突然坏了呢?
 27、不就是一个亿吗?多大个事啊?
 28、保洁大哥,还是你懂我,一个手势就明白了我的想法
 29、大哥,地上的烟头你先用着,改天我给你带个打火机
 30、还是那句老话,穷人家的孩子早当家,小小年纪就这么会炒菜,真是上得厅堂下得厨房啊
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