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2022-02-10 22:09 |
假如你的老婆,比你高半个头,你是种什么体验?
 1:每次看见这种荷花,总想上去睡一觉
 2:我们大学的老师,不得不说还是有几把刷子的
 4:沙雕不怕多,就怕住一窝
 5:娶了一个大头媳妇,不会生一个大头儿子吧
 6:铁锅烤五花肉,这不比自助烤肉差吧
 7:听说你家孩子不吃药,要不你试试这个办法
 暗恋很久的女神向我借三千块钱,我应该借吗?如果是网友们你们会怎么做?在线等,挺急的
 8:这狗子。。。是屁打出来的吧!
 9:这是什么猪,怎么这么白啊,老婆让我问问怎么保养的
 10:刚来的时候是洗浴中心,后来变成洗浴中,接着是洗浴,现在马上要变成洗谷了
 11:大哥我算是给你拜年了,你不回个礼的吗?
 12:如果我不告诉你,你知道这大姐在做什么吗?
 13:这是啥意思啊,开挖掘机还带着媳妇?
 14:隔壁王叔叔家的双胞胎姐妹长大了,找哪个做小姨子呢
 看图猜成语,你能猜得出是什么吗?
 15:所以这次是猪开车是吧
 16:如果晚上看到这一幕的话,不要害怕这只是衣服的特效
 18:有钱人的姑娘,都是这么多才多艺
 19:大爷:我真的还想再活五百年!!
 20:人生颠峰,生意、跳舞、撩妹三不误!你不觉得这是背叛吗?
 21:刚进门的新娘疯了,现在退货还来得及么
 你这力气够大的啊,这下尴尬了吧?千万不要让司机发现了!哈哈哈
 22:大哥,快跑吧,这样玩孩子,嫂子肯定正在磨刀
 23:看看吧,这就是你们女朋友参加婚礼的样子
 24:几天没去迪厅,心里哪痒啊!
 25:冰箱带电视,哪天不会洗衣机可以做饭吧
 26:含10秒咖喱粉,至今没人能挑战成功的比赛
 27:这个就是吃了两斤泻药后的反应,反正我看着是挺像拉肚子的,神似
 28:这哥们的气质,我一辈子都不想学来
 很多人身边都有一种人非常的毒舌,他们说的话让你完全回怼不了。
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