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30.新娘一定是一个花容月貌、活泼可爱的女子。
 31.本想做个广告的,没想到质量这么次。
 32.老爷爷的装扮莫名很可爱。
 33.姑娘,哪受伤了?
 34.没想到健个身还会有生命危险。
 35.商家到底赚到什么钱?求解!

 36.这样的饺子是没有灵魂的。
 37.好大一个打火机。
 38.这都是我公交车上让座的大爷大妈们吗?
 39.前排人潮拥挤,有谁注意点后排受伤的人呢?
 40.他一定在拜春哥。
 41.过山车吗?晃动很大的那种。
 42.原理是对的,但是行动起来还有点欠缺。
 43.这新娘子一看就是个财迷。
 44.你年纪大,你说的对。
 45.我想问这车到底有没有剐蹭到了。
 46.这一条街的老板都是名人。
 47.狗:嗨,你喝醉了吗?
 48.这媳妇一人能烧15个人的饭。
 49.洗车时顺便洗了个澡,值!
 50.女朋友包里找到的,她说是夹核桃的,我怎么觉得有点不对劲?


 51.妹子一定学的是服装设计。
 52.罚款的钱谁出呢?

 53.领导为什么要这么做?
 21、这帮小伙伴的智商真是感人,刚开始就用人字梯砸,不就下来了么
 22、眼睛小哥这算是啥表情啊?不服吗?
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