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2022-01-13 23:11 |
“据说南方人洗澡是这样的?”哈哈哈哈,这个锅我们南方人不背

 大爷,你这耕地挺费衣服的
 原来哈士奇是这样喝水的
 兄弟,看你撞上去了我也就放心了
 男孩子在外面要保护自己的安全
 大爷,你这发明让你的工作效率翻倍了
 狗子:抢我的饭,还踢翻我的碗,现在还来欺负我
 这根杆子断了就是另外一个故事了
 在海鲜市场买了一斤虾,回家后虾子熟了一半,哈哈哈

 妹子,你这是刚刚掉进水里了吧
 刚刚不是有个人打招呼的吗?怎么一下就不见了
 兄弟,你在家里的地位真的是显而易见啊
 整理老房子的时候从房梁上掉下来了,能不能在城里换一套房,哈哈哈



 兄弟,你成功地欺骗的自己的顾客
 兄弟,这就尴尬了,自己扔的球自己都没接到
 狗子:你家小狗真可爱,打人一定也不疼
 哥们,你和跑的也太快了吧!我们都看见你过去了呢
 兄弟,就想知道你这口袋难道不沉吗!
 妹子,看见你摔跤了我也就放心了
 这就是发型的重要性
 狗子:没错,就是这种力度
 狗子这招还真厉害
 兄弟,你今晚还能安全回家吗
 那个小兄弟,你也是来帮忙的吗
 狗子:买个菜怎么越来越轻了
 妹子,别人吃根棒棒糖碍着你什么事了
 妹子,你多少应该矜持一点吧
 脑筋急转弯
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