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2021-12-02 21:54 |
还是不够熟,我得再炒一会儿
 教练再也不用担心,我不会回方向盘了
 给它们做了一滑梯,简直就是它们的天堂
 这车主是想干啥?刹车失灵了吗
 保安大哥,整天闲着无聊就跳起舞蹈
 能让我进去吗,外面太冷了
 今天我要跟蚊子一决高下
 我不是摔跤,我是在这摆姿势
 用一只手切的刀工才是真的牛
 主人移情别恋了,我在吃醋
 冷得我浑身发抖,能给我个棉袄吗
 这是虾兵蟹将之间的大战
 我家狗狗,最喜欢风扇帮它按摩
 别看我体型小,抢吃的我可不会输
 小姑娘那么可爱,太想收她做干女儿了
 如果风再大,我就能起飞了
 这路修得好,还不如不修
 田野上的女孩,就是我的梦
 以为放了个椰子,它就不会关门了
 我的食物在向我招手
 一点都不吓人,还有点装
 都说在座的车都是豪车,我这个也是吧
 快把螃蟹赶走,我都两个小时不敢动了
 一大群人,就喜欢看这个不会跳舞的人乱跳
 我今天的舞蹈练得可真不错,有点不对劲
 骨头不够硬,给它换了个砖头
 这挖掘机不给力啊,我要投诉这商家
 这上面不应该是个美女吗,怎么是你
 给狗狗一个气球,它能玩两天
 年纪轻轻的宝马,就这样被埋了
 你不是来拉车的,你是来拆车的
 男朋友被培养成了托尼老师
 飞机心情好,突然就想跳舞 |
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