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每日一笑:姑娘裤子破成这样了还自拍,真是够借鉴的啊
 小姐姐好可爱
 你瞅啥?
 用我们美国话来说,叫做歪瑞古德!
 猫:卧槽,我不知道用那只爪子了!
 导游:摄像,镜头往前推,没戴眼镜,有点看不清!
 这是那里啊,那么多鱼,今晚有菜吃了
 新坐骑,酷吧,哈哈
 扎发神器,自动编发器,编辫子神器!
 既不影响自己跳舞,又不影响其他居民,推广!大力推广!
 这尼玛也算三分,你说气人不?
 下手真狠,媳妇不要了可以给我呀!
 这年青人,当保安当出了水平!
 俩老板因员工跳槽街头开豪车互撞,结果被刑拘! 老板,还要人不?!
 原地上车
 宝宝:你俩练的不错,现在教你们最后一招,来来,翻跟头!
 小名:蜜蜂屎;学名:蜂蜜!
 这就是交尾吧
 ?狗子的内心是崩溃的!!!
 ?我去,快跑,让这玩意儿抓住拔毛啊!
 养鸡千日用鸡一时!
 ?这是我见过的最让人讨厌的猫!
 一开始还以为是故意设计的动作呢

妹子的表现不错
 交往的女友,在我面前随意惯了 娶个妹子容易吗,漂亮的妹子都被整的这么惨,心疼呀 老大爷小心了,这么危险就不要过去了
 让你见识一下什么叫秒杀!
 大哥,这麒麟臂过分了
 谁家妹子,洗澡不脱衣服
 旁边那个男的为什么不抬头看
 妹子过分了,这身材还是不要开车了,乘客吃不消呀

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