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“我发誓再也不网恋了,跑了三千多公里就给我看这个?”哈哈哈


 盘点那些年“我们刷过的火箭”,不知道榜一大哥看到这些会做何感想?[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]
 一首“我亲爱的老父亲”,送给我最亲爱的爹地,愿你在我妈的棍棒下能多支撑30秒[笑哭][笑哭][笑哭]
 下意识的反应有没有?
 性价比超高的,哈哈哈
 人间“社死”瞬间[机智][机智][机智]
 弱弱问一句,是需要本人亲自过来量吗?[泣不成声][泣不成声][泣不成声]
 不得不说,店主绝对是个有才的人
 今天我才知道,“白雪公主”在香港原来是叫这个名字[笑哭][笑哭][笑哭]
 没事千万不要到这条路瞎溜达
 想想看,还有什么天?想出来的小伙伴们记得帮忙发到评论区里哦,非常非常的感谢[玫瑰][玫瑰][玫瑰]
 人要是想偷懒,智商堪比爱因斯坦
 惊喜无处不在
 我盘一个不是你,盘一个又不是你,你干啥去了?[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]
 快递公司为了招人,也是费劲了心思
 老师,你的发型乱啦……[大笑][大笑][大笑]

 来自债主随礼的霸气操作
 老板:办公室那么多妹子,咋一个都没看上你的?
 论读书的重要性
 奉劝大家没事千万不要去住五星级酒店,简直比上班还要累[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]




 语言的艺术

 上个厕所都有“上朝”的感觉[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]
 考大家一个脑筋急转弯,怎么让3个9等于0?想出来的小伙伴们记得帮忙发到评论区里哦,非常非常的感谢[玫瑰][玫瑰][玫瑰]
 感觉那一朵花菜是最好套的
 如果把你的人生写成一部小说,你觉得应该叫什么名字?

 这闺女,咱养不起啊孩子,算了吧[泪奔][泪奔][泪奔]
 网络“神算子”?
 突然想到,为什么就不能发明一种可以更换电池的手机呢?再设计一种能快速充电的万能充,就不怕手机没电了[大笑][大笑][大笑]
 新交的女朋友赖在我家不走,到底图我什么东西?[泣不成声][泣不成声][泣不成声]

 好家伙,我连做梦都不敢这么想[笑哭][笑哭][笑哭]
 大爷的表情亮了,哈哈哈[大笑][大笑][大笑]
 竹子定律,你看懂了吗?[大金牙][大金牙][大金牙]
 来填成语啦,想想看还有什么成语也是东什么西什么的呢?想出来的小伙伴们记得帮忙发到评论区里哦,非常非常的感谢[玫瑰][玫瑰][玫瑰]
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