第1个问题:
第2个问题:有一个人头戴安全帽,上面绑着一把扇子,左手拿着电风扇,右手拿着水壶,脚穿溜冰鞋,请问他要去哪里?
第3个问题:一同学刚刚转过来问我:你说钢铁侠死后会变成什么?我百思不得其解,你知道吗?
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第4个问题:陆先生刚理发完,便要求理发师降他的头发“中分”理发师说做不到,为什么?
第5个问题:前面来只船,舵手在上边,来时下小雨,走后路已干。打一日常用品
第6个问题:你知道中国最厚的一本书辞海有多少字吗?哈哈哈!
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第7个问题:五十岁的王石要离婚(打一种饮料名)
第8个问题:什么样的男人可以迷倒任何一个女人?
第9个问题:新衣服为什么就有几个洞?
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第10个问题:什么东西只能减不能加?答案在这里哦!1.谜底:一个顾客也没有,因为此时商场已经关门了
2.答案:精神病院3.铁轨(铁鬼)4.谜底:他的头发是奇数5.谜底电熨斗6.答案:两个字7.王老吉8.答案:麻醉
9.答案:没洞怎么穿进去?10.答案:离死的日子脑筋急转弯:五十岁的王石要离婚,打一种饮料品牌,答案太搞笑了!
坚持日更 搞笑图片第491期
1、鲁迅:这句话我还真说了
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2、好友:谢谢你啊
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3、打工人的精神状态
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4、学弟不是鸭
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5、大实话
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7、斗智斗勇
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8、你们的左腿拿来干嘛?
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9、我替他们报警了
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10、换个星球生活吧
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11、公主病当然去迪士尼治
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12、理解不了一点
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13、你可真是个数学小天才
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14、医学生:我只是搬个家
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15、吃货太难了
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16、好大的五花肉
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17、到底共不共享?
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18、完美还原的蛋糕
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20、备注还挺准确
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21、单身狗还怪忙的嘞
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22、左右为难
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23、没想到我在群里哈
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24、有分寸感的骑手
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25、你和你对象应该叫什么?
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